• me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started
  • my brain: you cannot
  • me: why
  • my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile
  • me: i dont see how-
  • my brain: cannot.

platonicsheith:

something: is pink

me: i’m fucking sold

(via forgave)

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  • women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
  • men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

vethox:

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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awgaskarth:

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

(via forgave)

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